So it’s the night before Christmas and Barnesy has me slaving away at this dumb computer!!!! “We need an article”, “You are a genius, please I am begging you”. So to stop his whining I sat down and created yet another literary masterpiece. Here goes.. 

- Ken…you are right. Hockey is about the only sport left without a bunch of whining babies! But it’s almost unwatchable on TV and that makes NFL KING!!!!!!!!
 
- Fred glad you found that funny….don’t expect too many more..I’m fat not funny, oh wait, that fact makes me funny!!!!!!!!
 
- Tiger thinks with this little head too!
 
- Guilty pleasure…….PIZZA ROLLS!
 
- When the lid doesn’t close on the garbage can it’s time to take it out…how was I supposed to know?

 - I have a friend that thinks Hillary Clinton is HOT…..
 
- Above mentioned is from England…..That explains it all….
 
- Vegetable Soup on a cold/rainy day…Nothing better!
 
- Gordon Ramsey is funny man….And he knows how to make money in a restaurant…
 
- Tiffany Lakosky is way too good looking to be deer hunting on TV
 
- Marrying Tiger is like hitting the lottery!!!!
 
- Peanut Butter and Chocolate: two great tastes that taste great together….
 
- If it’s cold/rainy it might as well snow…Right MO!!!!!
 
- Breyers English Toffee Ice Cream is awesome!!!!!!!!!
 
- Lifetime/WE/Oxygen well designed to kill testosterone….
 
- I can’t decorate Christmas cookies worth a crap but I eat them like a champ!!!!
 
- Kids disrespect parents these days because no one spanks anymore!!!
 
- Martin Brodeur is a BEAST!!! (I have his rookie card somehow)
 
- I heard a rumor that the NBA has started….Can anyone confirm this blasphemous talk!!!!
 
- They need to schedule sports seasons so there is no lull!!!!!
 
- CHRISTMAS STORY for 24 hours???? I like it but REALLY??????
 
- When Elin gets divorced does Jesper get a finder’s fee????

- Do fans of the Pirates and Royals really think they have a chance to win the World Series??? Ever???
 
- Colin Cowherd has a strange voice but he is right on the money on most things!!!!
 
- Thanks ALOT New Orleans!!!!
 
- The fantasy gods kicked me square in the nuggets this week. (Really, a scoring change during playoff time?!?!)
 
- TMZ just launched a new gossip site dedicated to SPORTS!!! Every pro athletes butt just puckered!!!
 
- Hairball…..Be safe and thank you for what you do!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
- Everyone has a neighbor that leaves there Christmas Lights up til Feb…(If you don’t then its probably YOU!)
 
- UNO is fun!
 
- What’s your best Christmas gift ever??? Mine—An electric football game!!!!!
 
- Ham and Deviled Egg sandwiches are good!!! (Thanks STU!)
 
- Walt Disney World rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy New Year!!!!!!